It's NOT Barbie, it's 'The Beach!'

Sunday, November 11, 2007

lie # 54: I am happy to have the opportunity to speak with you all today.


This is a lie. It is most commonly heard from the pulpit during an LDS sacrament meeting, or from a motivational speaker at some convention your company is forcing you to attend.


But I am happy to have the opportunity to share my incredible thoughts with you. I hope you find what you're looking for.

11 comments:

Phae-Jae said...

Great Mug Shot!

I'm glad you have a blog and that is NO lie!

Jenny said...

This was when i was saying to God, "If this is a boy...". I guess i looked scary enough to get my way!

Big Mac said...

I'm only happy when i am well prepared.

Unknown said...

"I'm only happy when i am well prepared."

eh?

Elizabeth said...

You captured the perfect "are you freakin' serious" look that I've seen so many times.

Jenny said...

You mean this look is not unique to having babies??? Hmmmm....I'll have to work on that!

Phae-Jae said...

*Confession* I love reading your comments! If there were a Great American Comment Award show...The GACA Show...you'd be famous 'cause of your comments. I'm just sayin'

BTW, I think we should have a "I'm just sayin'" day over at The Porch. Like where you end every sentence with "I'm just sayin'" I'm just sayin'

Jenny said...

well, i do try to be as obnoxious and immature as I can. glad it's working. I think i am hilarious. in fact, Jerry always asks me what the heck I am laughing about while I'm posting or commenting and then he just rolls his eyes...

I've always said I'm the funniest person I know.

Thanks, PJ!

Jenny said...

i'm just sayin.

Unknown said...

Hmm, sounds a little...gh3y! Ha!!!

Elizabeth said...

This picture is kind of freaking me out. Your eyes keep following me everywhere I go. Stop it. I know you're moving around now, right? They really do follow you.

ps...you're the funniest person I know too.