Top 10 things little girls are NOT supposed to do:
10. Have stinky diapers. That's the boys dept...frog's and snail's????
9. Yell at me when I am fixing her hair. This truly shocked me. I just knew she was as anxious as me to get that hair up in a 'blip' (barrette and clip combined).
8. Hit someone. Against the laws of nature..
7. Scowl. How is it legal to make a pretty face do that?
6. Have boogers...or "boo-grrrrth". Again, totally the boys dept..
5. Get into Mom's lipstick and smear it on the carpet. Shocking. I'm having flashbacks to Jonah's vampire blood episode...
4. Say 'NO!' Am I supposed to teach her manners?! Seriously, I thought they came with them.
3. Say 'Mom, I hate you.' Still crying from that one.
2. Refuse a kiss from her parents. It's absurd.
1. Get dirty. I swear I thought girls were born with dirt repellant.
