Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

I walk into the living room from our bedroom the other night and smell pooh. I comment on this and everyone claims to have a clean bottom. So I ask if anyone stepped in some dog pooh in the backyard and tell them to check their shoes. My husband says, "No one had their shoes on. They were all barefoot when they came inside." At this point my youngest son, Little J, who is 4, yells in a panic, "AHHHH! There's a bear foot in the house!"